Halloween Cream Scream Greeting Card
The Kush Kards Halloween Cream Scream Greeting Card is a multi-color, paper card designed for adult occasions. Measuring 4.625 inches in length and 7 inches in height, it offers a playful and naughty sentiment. This card is ideal for bachelorette parties or intimate celebrations, aiming to create a memorable and humorous impression.
Differentiate your greeting with a bold, risqué message. Unlike standard holiday cards, the Halloween Cream Scream uses a clever play on words to deliver a humorous, naughty punchline. This card is crafted to be a conversation starter, perfect for those who appreciate a bit of adult humor and a memorable way to express themselves.
Meet the Halloween Cream Scream Greeting Card — designed to turn solo into shared. Hands-free where it counts, with whisper-quiet motors and a wireless remote so the control can change hands without breaking the moment.
Plain box on arrival. Same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) when you order before 4pm.
Features 1
- Deliver a memorable impression with a naughty Halloween theme — humorous play on words.
- Designed for adult occasions like bachelorette parties — a playful, risqué sentiment.
- Crafted from paper for a classic card feel — measures 4.625" L x 7" H.
- Features a multi-color design to stand out visually.
- Includes a standard A2 card size (4.25" x 5.5") with an envelope.
- Comes in protective plastic packaging for safe delivery.
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The card is perfect for adults looking for a humorous and naughty greeting for special occasions, particularly those planning or attending bachelorette parties. It appeals to individuals who enjoy playful innuendo and want to make a memorable, laugh-inducing impression with their card choice.
Make a bold statement with this multi-color paper greeting card. Its unique, naughty humor and specific dimensions ensure it stands out, perfect for bachelorette parties or any adult occasion needing a laugh.
Specifications materials · dimensions · care
Q&A 1
- Is this card appropriate for all ages?
- No, this card features a naughty and risqué play on words, making it best suited for adult occasions like bachelorette parties or intimate celebrations where this type of humor is appreciated.
- What is included with the card?
- You will receive the Halloween Cream Scream Greeting Card itself, along with a matching envelope. The card is also protected in plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.
- What are the dimensions of the card?
- The card measures 4.625 inches in length and 7 inches in height. It is also described as an A2 size card, which typically corresponds to 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches.
Shipping & discretion always plain · always discreet
Ships in a plain, unbranded box — no logos, no clues. Your statement shows a neutral descriptor.
Free US shipping over $59, same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) before 4pm, and easy 30-day returns if it's not the one.