For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card
The For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card by Kush Kards is an A2-sized card measuring 4.25" x 5.5". This novelty card comes with a matching envelope and is packaged in plastic. It's designed as a playful and cheeky way to celebrate someone's birthday or a special occasion, particularly suited for bachelorette parties.
This unique greeting card stands out with its bold and humorous message, making it a memorable choice compared to conventional cards. The A2 size offers a substantial feel, while the included envelope and protective plastic packaging ensure it arrives in pristine condition. It's perfect for adding a dose of fun to any celebration.
Meet the For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card — designed to turn solo into shared. Hands-free where it counts, with whisper-quiet motors and a wireless remote so the control can change hands without breaking the moment.
Plain box on arrival. Same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) when you order before 4pm.
Features 1
- A humorous and bold message for a special occasion — "Best Titties Alive"
- Standard A2 card size for a substantial feel — 4.25" x 5.5"
- Includes a matching envelope for easy gifting
- Packaged in protective plastic to maintain quality
- Designed as a novelty card for bachelorette parties and birthdays
- From the Kush Kards brand, known for playful stationery
Details construction · use
The ideal customer is someone looking for a humorous and slightly risqué greeting card for a friend's bachelorette party or a milestone birthday. This includes individuals who appreciate novelty stationery and want to give a gift that elicits a laugh and creates a memorable moment.
The For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card offers a unique and humorous way to celebrate. Its standard A2 size and included envelope make it a convenient, yet unforgettable, choice for bachelorette parties and adult birthdays.
Specifications materials · dimensions · care
Q&A 1
- What's the card made of?
- The card itself is made from paper, designed to hold its shape and provide a good surface for the printed message. It comes with a standard envelope and is protected by a plastic outer sleeve.
- Is this card appropriate for all occasions?
- This card is specifically designed for lighthearted and celebratory occasions like bachelorette parties or adult birthdays where a humorous and bold message is appreciated. It might not be suitable for more formal or sensitive events.
- Does it come with a blank space to write a personal message?
- Yes, typically greeting cards of this nature have an unprinted interior space, allowing you to write your personal message alongside the pre-printed humorous front. The interior is generally blank.
Shipping & discretion always plain · always discreet
Ships in a plain, unbranded box — no logos, no clues. Your statement shows a neutral descriptor.
Free US shipping over $59, same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) before 4pm, and easy 30-day returns if it's not the one.