For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card
The For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card by Kush Kards is an A2-sized card measuring 4.25" x 5.5". This novelty card comes with a matching envelope and is packaged in plastic. It's designed as a playful and cheeky way to celebrate someone's birthday or a special occasion, particularly suited for bachelorette parties.
This unique greeting card stands out with its bold and humorous message, making it a memorable choice compared to conventional cards. The A2 size offers a substantial feel, while the included envelope and protective plastic packaging ensure it arrives in pristine condition. It's perfect for adding a dose of fun to any celebration.
Meet the For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card — designed to turn solo into shared. Hands-free where it counts, with whisper-quiet motors and a wireless remote so the control can change hands without breaking the moment.
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Features 1
- A humorous and bold message for a special occasion — "Best Titties Alive"
- Standard A2 card size for a substantial feel — 4.25" x 5.5"
- Includes a matching envelope for easy gifting
- Packaged in protective plastic to maintain quality
- Designed as a novelty card for bachelorette parties and birthdays
- From the Kush Kards brand, known for playful stationery
Details construction · use
The ideal customer is someone looking for a humorous and slightly risqué greeting card for a friend's bachelorette party or a milestone birthday. This includes individuals who appreciate novelty stationery and want to give a gift that elicits a laugh and creates a memorable moment.
The For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card offers a unique and humorous way to celebrate. Its standard A2 size and included envelope make it a convenient, yet unforgettable, choice for bachelorette parties and adult birthdays.
Specifications materials · dimensions · care
Q&A 1
- What's the card made of?
- The card itself is made from paper, designed to hold its shape and provide a good surface for the printed message. It comes with a standard envelope and is protected by a plastic outer sleeve.
- Is this card appropriate for all occasions?
- This card is specifically designed for lighthearted and celebratory occasions like bachelorette parties or adult birthdays where a humorous and bold message is appreciated. It might not be suitable for more formal or sensitive events.
- Does it come with a blank space to write a personal message?
- Yes, typically greeting cards of this nature have an unprinted interior space, allowing you to write your personal message alongside the pre-printed humorous front. The interior is generally blank.
Shipping plain, unbranded packaging
Ships from our US fulfillment partner in plain, unbranded packaging. Shipping rates are shown at checkout, and tracking is emailed when your order ships.
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