Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card - Pack Of 6
Eat my box and handle it with care. If you don't understand you're too young to be on this site... Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card... we don't wanna know. Size: A2 4.25" x 5.5" Card - Envelope - Plastic Packaging
Meet the Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card - Pack Of 6 — designed to turn solo into shared. Hands-free where it counts, with whisper-quiet motors and a wireless remote so the control can change hands without breaking the moment.
Plain box on arrival. Same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) when you order before 4pm.
Shipping & discretion always plain · always discreet
Ships in a plain, unbranded box — no logos, no clues. Your statement shows a neutral descriptor.
Free US shipping over $59, same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) before 4pm, and easy 30-day returns if it's not the one.