Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
The Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card is a novelty card designed for bachelorette parties. It includes a Rock Candy vibrator and Fresh Vibes towelettes. This A2-sized card measures 4.25" x 5.5" and comes with an envelope and hanging plastic packaging, offering a playful and intimate surprise.
This greeting card offers a unique combination of humor and adult fun, setting it apart from standard cards. The attached Rock Candy vibrator provides immediate pleasure, while the included towelettes ensure freshness. It's a complete package for adding excitement to celebrations.
Meet the Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes — designed to turn solo into shared. Hands-free where it counts, with whisper-quiet motors and a wireless remote so the control can change hands without breaking the moment.
Plain box on arrival. Same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) when you order before 4pm.
Features 1
- Delivers a humorous message with a playful twist — features the "Dick Don't Kill My Vibe" slogan for a laugh.
- Includes a discreet vibrator for intimate fun — the Rock Candy vibrator offers a surprising pleasure experience.
- Provides freshness for after-play — comes with Fresh Vibes Towelettes for convenience.
- Conveniently packaged for gifting — card, vibrator, and wipes are presented in hanging plastic packaging with an envelope.
- Offers a unique party surprise — ideal for bachelorette celebrations or as a risqué gift.
- Designed for ease of use — includes informational instructions on how to use the vibrator.
Details construction · use
The adventurous bachelorette party guest looking for a memorable and playful gift, or a partner seeking a fun and risqué surprise for a special occasion. This product is for individuals who appreciate humor and intimacy combined.
This novelty card combines humor with intimate fun, featuring a Rock Candy vibrator and Fresh Vibes towelettes. It's a unique A2-sized gift perfect for bachelorette parties, offering laughter and a playful surprise.
Specifications materials · dimensions · care
Q&A 1
- What are the towelettes for?
- The Fresh Vibes Towelettes are included for personal freshness. They are designed to be used after enjoying the vibrator, ensuring comfort and cleanliness for the recipient.
- Is the vibrator waterproof?
- The product details do not specify if the Rock Candy vibrator is waterproof. It is recommended to check the individual product packaging or manufacturer's information for specific water-resistance details.
- What kind of batteries does the vibrator use?
- The Rock Candy vibrator requires three LR44 AG13 batteries. These are commonly available button-cell batteries, ensuring you can easily replace them when needed.
Shipping & discretion always plain · always discreet
Ships in a plain, unbranded box — no logos, no clues. Your statement shows a neutral descriptor.
Free US shipping over $59, same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) before 4pm, and easy 30-day returns if it's not the one.