Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card
The Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card from Kush Kards is an A2-sized card, measuring 4.25" x 5.5", designed for bachelorette parties or any occasion calling for playful innuendo. It comes with a matching envelope and is protected in plastic packaging, ready for your personalized message inside.
This card offers a blank canvas for your specific message, allowing you to tailor the humor to the recipient and event. Unlike generic cards, its explicit theme and blank interior encourage direct, personal engagement, making it ideal for intimate celebrations where inside jokes and shared experiences are key.
Meet the Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card — designed to turn solo into shared. Hands-free where it counts, with whisper-quiet motors and a wireless remote so the control can change hands without breaking the moment.
Plain box on arrival. Same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) when you order before 4pm.
Features 1
- Personalized message space — blank interior for custom text
- Playful, explicit theme — perfect for adult celebrations
- Standard A2 card size — 4.25" x 5.5" dimensions
- Includes matching envelope — ready for gifting
- Protective plastic packaging — ensures pristine condition
- Designed for bachelorette parties — a niche, fun occasion
Details construction · use
The bachelorette party planner seeking a humorous and bold card for the bride-to-be. The friend who enjoys edgy humor and wants to add a personal, risqué touch to a celebration. Individuals looking for a unique party invitation or a funny card for milestone adult birthdays.
The Kush Kards Bongs and Schlongs card offers a blank interior for personalized, risqué humor, perfect for bachelorette parties. It measures 4.25" x 5.5" and includes an envelope, making it a ready-to-gift item.
Specifications materials · dimensions · care
Q&A 1
- What size is this card?
- The card is A2 size, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It's a standard size that fits easily into most envelopes and is convenient for mailing or hand-delivery.
- Can I write my own message inside?
- Yes, absolutely. The inside of the card is blank, giving you ample space to write a personalized message. This allows you to tailor the card's content to the specific recipient and occasion.
- What occasions is this card suitable for?
- This card is particularly suited for bachelorette parties or other adult celebrations where bold humor is appreciated. Its explicit theme makes it a fun choice for events focused on adult themes and inside jokes.
Shipping & discretion always plain · always discreet
Ships in a plain, unbranded box — no logos, no clues. Your statement shows a neutral descriptor.
Free US shipping over $59, same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) before 4pm, and easy 30-day returns if it's not the one.