Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card
Bongs & Schlongs? Who's bringing what? Date & Time? Decide that by writing your own message on the inside.. Get this Naughty Kard, for any occasion when you wanna get high and... Size: A2 4.25" x 5.5" Card - Envelope - Plastic Packaging
Meet the Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card — designed to turn solo into shared. Hands-free where it counts, with whisper-quiet motors and a wireless remote so the control can change hands without breaking the moment.
Plain box on arrival. Same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) when you order before 4pm.
Shipping & discretion always plain · always discreet
Ships in a plain, unbranded box — no logos, no clues. Your statement shows a neutral descriptor.
Free US shipping over $59, same-day dispatch (before 4pm Mon-Fri) before 4pm, and easy 30-day returns if it's not the one.