{"product_id":"suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","title":"Suck VS Swallow Greeting Card","description":"Introducing the \"This Card Might Suck But I Swallow\" greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections. The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor. Patent Pending. Design Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states 'This Card Might Suck But I Swallow' in a straightforward, bold font. Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25\" x 5.5\" Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50455260201100,"sku":"KK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/4681\/5628\/files\/KK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW.jpg?v=1780680948","url":"https:\/\/liviabody.com\/products\/suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","provider":"Livia Body","version":"1.0","type":"link"}